If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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