Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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