i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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