you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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