shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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