i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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