The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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