I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
There's always time for handjobs
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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