i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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