Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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