ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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