Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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