um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
