I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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