Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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