isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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