We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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