u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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