I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
nutella sex= disaster
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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