Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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