Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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