Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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