before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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