Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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