Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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