super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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