Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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