This is not my ceiling
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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