I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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