Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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