can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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