I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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