Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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