You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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