69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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