Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
