Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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