Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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