Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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