I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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