dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
