David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.