Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.