i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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