Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.