I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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