Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?