trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill