So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
