Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
