that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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