haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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