once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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