we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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