please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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