we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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