the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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